The N Word
I miss this guy on twitter…come back Kanye!

Some of the most prolific tweets of all time!!!

35.) 120,000!! This is way too much I need a moment!!! Can I quote myself or is that like talking in 3rd person which Kanye loves to do LOL

34.) Man… whatever happened to my antique fish tank?

33.) I think Twitter was designed specifically with me in mind just my humble opinion hahhhahaaaahaaa humble hahahahhahaahaaaa

32.) In all honesty … I really don’t be thinking about Wal-Mart when I make my music or album covers #Kanyeshrug! (Is he even allowed to say #kanyeshrug?)

31.) I hate when people type LOL next to sh*t that is nooo way near LOL-able…

30.) I wish I had a Twitter when I was at the Lanvin store in Paris 3 weeks ago with Jay & B uuuuugh so many missed stuntastic moments

29.) Sometimes I get emotional over fonts

28.) Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… not until I get the table though.

27.) Is the Versace sofa to hood? Might need to cover it in plastic!!!

26.) What’s better for devil worshipping Iphone or the Droid… Does lucifer return text… is he or she on Skype? Don’t wanna be sexist

25.) Is it wrong to wear a CHANEL dinner jacket with a T shirt to the airport if it’s still breakfast time out here in Singapore uugh TOO LATE!

24.) Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary

23.) In life… Sometimes you gotta just wait for the next elevator

22.) I wish I had a Twitter when I was at the Lanvin store in Paris 3 weeks ago with Jay & B uuuuugh so many missed stuntastic moments

21.) Tell everyone at the label only use Gothic or Helvetic fonts for email blast unless I otherwise approve 

20.) Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

19.) My past arrogance has caused the failure of my past businesses … Be humble in your decision making

18.) I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!

17.) I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight

16.) We lookin’ crazy fresh where’s paparazzi when you need em

15.) I have decided to become the best rapper of all time! I put it on my things to do in this lifetime list!

14.) Is it super lonely and miserable to buy yourself a Cartier love bracelet… well I guess I do love my self lol!!!

13.) I hate when people email you and ask “You wanna know something?” of course but why are u torturing me by spreading this to more than 1 email

12.) I’m ready to get out of my own way. The ego is overdone… it’s like hoodies

11.) Leonard Bernstein is the s—!!! Hit flute player is snapping write now!!! Are those Christmas bells?

10.) Just saw Social Network and 2 valuable business rules…No drunk blogging and…Never do coke with an intern … they may not be 21 LOL

9.) You have to balance ignorance with intellect! Can’t have school with out recess! #Greatesttweetofalltime

8.) I don’t understand why they have a do not disturb button on the plane if they keep waking you asking if you want juice

7.) I ordered the salmon medium instead of medium well I didn’t want to ruin the magic

6.) Don’t you hate when people clap to loud in the car … it’s like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa

5.)  Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes

4.) I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh

3.) My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a s*** load’

2.) I hate when I’m on a flight & I wake up with a water bottle next 2 me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

1.) I’m sorry Taylor

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